barney's inspiring performance

i think, it's worth to be mentioned.

- You can't... You can't be in love with Robin and still be sleeping with every bimbo on the planet. You have to choose right now.

- I choose bimbos.

- What?

- Bimbos make me happy. Bimbos make me feel alive. Bimbos make me want to pretend to be a better man. This whole thing with Robin was just a fling, but at the end of the day, my heart belongs to bimbos.

- This is just a defense mechanism, because you're afraid of getting hurt. You're just confused.

- Oh, I'm not confused. You know who is confused? Bimbos. They're easily confused. It's one of the thousand little things I love about them. I love their vacant, trusting stares, their sluggish, unencumbered minds, their unresolved daddy issues. I love them and they love me. Bimbos have always been there for me, through thick and thin. Mostly thin. B-man don't do thick crust.

What up?

- See you, Barney.

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